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Meet Her on the Way to the Beach

Meet Her on the Way to the Beach

“I was sitting a few meters away, but I simply had to get up and talk to you. You are by far the cutest girl here.”

In case she is surrounded by one or two of her female friends you simply ask them if it’s okay if you talk to her for a couple of seconds. If the girl you approach is interested in you, she’ll give her friends the “help me to get laid eyes” and they will say that it’s okay.

If they tell you to get away, you can be sure that she is not interested. Who cares? There are thousands of half-naked women on the beach who are ovulating.

Besides the classic approach there are a few other sneaky and fun ways to meet sexy ladies at the beach.

There is one question that you should ask yourself before you even agonize about how to meet girls at the beach. The magic question that you should ask yourself is:

Well, girls who are on their way to the beach are already in a relaxed and playful mood, with the one benefit that they are alone.

It is very rare that you see incredibly hot girls without some female friend who regards protecting the vagina of her hot friend as her only purpose in life. Not all, but some hot girls meet those friends directly at the beach.

As soon as you see an attractive young lady with a small bikini, it’s your job to talk to her BEFORE her feet touch the sand. Then you can directly jump to the classic approach and approach her in the same way as you would do it if she would wear pants.

The Volleyball Approach

I am so bad at it that I am happy whenever I hit the ball. Thank god I found a way to turn this weakness into my strength. Whenever I play beach volleyball, I accidentally slap the eko randki ball right in front of the feet of a sexy girl.

You can even try this if you have no one who plays with you. Take a ball and play around with it, until you see a hot girl who has the honorable task to pick up the ball after you threw it in front of her feet. In case she asks you why you play alone, you simply say that you are practicing for a match with your friends.

Just make sure that you don’t punch the ball in her face. She won’t be very enthusiastic to flirt with a guy who broke her nose.

Once she picked up the ball you can say “thank you”. Then you look her into the eyes, smile and say “wow, you are really beautiful.” I know that it sounds incredibly cheesy, but it really works.

Bring Her an Ice-Cream

From years of experience I know that girls love to suck on long things. I know this since I am five years old.

I am not talking about dicks. The one thing that girls are even more passionate about than sucking dicks is sucking on ice-cream. Every girl loves ice-cream. This is a universal law that you shouldn’t ignore.

A guy who knows how to meet girls at the beach is aware of the power of ice-cream. The next time you want to hit on girls who are relaxing on the sand, you simply buy an ice-cream, look out for the cutest girl and give her your delicious present with the words:

“Hey, you are definitely the cutest girl around here and as the winner of the “cutest girl award” you deserve this ice cream. Anyway, I would love to find out who you are and I thought giving you an ice would be a good ice-breaker.”

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